Thursday, January 29, 2009

Only In Utah

I don’t understand Utah. Let some gays in California get married and it's the end of the world as we know it, but they don’t have a problem holding a funeral for a toilet:
On Friday at 10 a.m., the Carl's Jr. restaurant in Centerville will have a "moment of silence" for the potty that was destroyed last week when a patron's handgun fell out of the holster and fired as he was hitching up his pants.


Employees at the restaurant, 385 N. 800 West, will hand out bottles of Kaboom® Bowl Blaster toilet cleaner to the first 50 funeral attendees, he said, as "it was the toilet's favorite."


Y’all in Utah need to get out more. Just sayin’ ...