Mail I’d Like To Send

Dear Dick Cheney,

You left office with approval ratings of 30%. So why in hell do you think anyone gives a shit about what you think about anything, least of all, the new president? Sincerely, Southern Beale

Here’s another one:

Dear Chris Matthews,

Dick Cheney left office with approval ratings of 30%. So why in hell do you think anyone gives a shit about what he thinks about anything, least of all, the new president?

Should I go on?