Behold, The Power Of Cheese!

At first I thought this was satire, but after reading the guy’s bio, I’m thinking not. Anyway, this is hilarious: what does the absence of two prominent cheesemakers from the 2008 International Cheese Technology Expo have to do with counter-terrorism?

Maybe nothing ... or maybe EVERYTHING!!!!

(cue scary music)

Maybe we can draw some scary conspiracy theory from the fact that this guy used to be Garth Brooks’ roommate.