At first I thought this was satire, but after reading the guy’s bio, I’m thinking not. Anyway, this is hilarious: what does the absence of two prominent cheesemakers from the 2008 International Cheese Technology Expo have to do with counter-terrorism?
Maybe nothing ... or maybe EVERYTHING!!!!
(cue scary music)
Maybe we can draw some scary conspiracy theory from the fact that this guy used to be Garth Brooks’ roommate.