Hey, Huckabee! Why don’t you sell your sad story in Florida:
"That is not what we do in American elections," Huckabee said on CNN's American Morning Monday. "Maybe that's how they used to conduct it in the old Soviet Union, but you don't just throw people's votes out and say, 'well, we're not going to bother counting them because we kind of think we know where this was going.'
Hate to break it to you, buddy, but that’s exactly how we got stuck with Disaster Bush to begin with.
"I was just stunned," Huckabee said. "It's the kind of thing that Republicans across America, not just in Washington State, ought to be outraged over."
And yet, they’re not. Gee, I wonder why. Oh, right! That’s how the GOP won the 2000 election.
It just doesn’t get any dumber. Governor, are you sure you're not a Democrat? You might do better if you switch parties. Just a thought.