Monday, November 23, 2009

Fox Is Still Comedy Gold


For those who asked, here is the video clip:

How absolutely precious that Fox News management would suddenly lay down the hammer about the constant lies “inadvertent errors” that have plagued the network (or, in Fox parlance, “quality control”). And they’re totally serious! They really really really mean it, you guyz!
Mistakes by any member of the show team that end up on air may result in immediate disciplinary action against those who played significant roles in the "mistake chain," and those who supervise them. That may include warning letters to personnel files, suspensions, and other possible actions up to and including termination, and this will all obviously play a role in performance reviews.

Oh noes, not the dreaded performance review. That must be the “official record” my mom always warned me about when report card day rolled around.

Anyway, now that management has promised to go all tough love on their hapless employees, I wonder what punishment may befall the individual responsible for this fuck-up?