What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

An Arizona fireworks bill would legalize consumer-grade fireworks, which can be as powerful as commercial fireworks. The best part is the reason from the bill’s sponsor:

During a recent legislative session, Biggs said, "it is time to get rid of the 'nanny state' and allow consumer fireworks, as defined in federal code.

Here’s where I make a tasteless joke about a Roman candle blowing away the free hand of the market.

Republicans are very, very silly people and they don’t give a crap about you or your children.